DJ Mini Skirt, AKA Weird Boobs, comes from a land far away: from Olympia. Once in her land roamed striped dragons, more recently it has become the home of elfin rockers. She was granted special DJing gifts by these Java Jive elders that have enabled her to, through card divination and by other clouded ancient means, to psychically harness the raw power of rock and roll and distribute it fairly to those who wish to dance. These primitive life forces channel ESG, The damned, The Who, Pandoras and so many other ethereal guests. (back)